A leaf from my spreadsheet

Hello all, Since i've started working at my new office, everything has been quite new and rather intriguing. A few perks that this job gives, is well, transport provided (even for lunch), quite pretty and flirtatious receptionist, free quality chocolates from all over the world!!!! that in itself is about a few entries put together.... but not today.
Most of all, as i am going to highlight in this particular entry, the biggest and most interesting perk of the job is the realisation that there are so many people out there with dirtier minds than me.

Here's a few typical conversations you hear around the office.

Scenario 1

Scene, in the car A and B are having a disagreement over something, C watches and listens.

A: I told him that i will be in the office at 9am!

B: No, you said 830, and then he was here waiting for half an hour!

A: (Shouting) I REALLY SAID 9 LA!! HE OWNSELF HEAR WRONGLY, THEN YOU COME AND BLAME ME!

C: Aiyoh, A, why you get so worked up over such a small matter?

A: I just don't like it when people put things in my mouth.....
(everyone bursts out laughing)

Scenario 2

On the way to lunch, it suddenly starts to rain..

A: eh, how come the wiper not very effective now ah?

B: Must be because you forget to change the rubber la!!!!!
(B starts laughing by herself, others join in as the realization creeps in)

A: hahahahaha... so funny so funny, eh please hor, i change after every usage, i never recycle like you!!

Scenario 3
Eating at a kopitiam, A offers B a goreng pisang (Don't get ahead of me please)
B rips off only the batter...

A: Aiyoh!! my banana!!

B: nah, just like you like what, with the skin all pulled back!!
(everyone around erupts in shrieks of laughter"

Lianglin: -spits food out-

So working in tuas ain't that bad after all! haha especaially when you consider the office itself as entertainment...