Oh the terrible Glutton, Me...

So today i woke up at midday, rather dazed and freezing cuz i kicked off my blanket, and was on the verge of hypothermia. Then i realized that i was still the only person at home. This mother of mine is really the livewire. Last night i came home at 3, and she was still out, so, don't tell me she came back at 4, slept for 3 hours and outta the house again this morning.

That previous paragraph could sound like a dad talking about his uncontrollable daughter.
talk about a dysfunctional family...

So, since i was alone at home till about 5pm, i needed food. And im lazy, i was throwing around the idea of eithering ordering pizza or macs. After much deliberation, i called KFC, and got a little too carried away with my orders. 4pc chicken meal, and a bandito pocket... for one person..

So the food came and i just sat there and ate and ate and ate. So after wiping off the last bit of whipped potato.. i had difficulty standing up. And by the time it hit me how much "bad" fats and trans fats i have just ingested, i felt a dull numbing pain in my chest, and instantly felt my heart beating desperately faster. I got all dizzy and started sweating even without doing anything. Goodness me.. i think a little bit more, and i'd have a cardiac arrest right there in my living room, and because no one's at home, i'll die alone. Age 20. of a heart attack onset by crappy fried chicken.

Thats not all, after recovering from my gargantuan meal, i was looking through today's papers and i saw this whole article about trans fats and how they're bad for you. The grisly details made my heart experience an aftershock to the initial pounding. tsk tsk.. stupid couch potato..

Oh, also in the papers today, i saw a friend!!
our Ms deal or no deal was in the papers posing provocatively in this stomp ad that had the slogan "V****** wants to be Ms Maxim 2007, would you help her?"

Theres like 3 things wrong with this.
1. Posing like that on the Sunday times!!
Man. its the Sunday times.. the most family oriented publication of the week. Do it on the new paper instead!! The key is target audience...

2. STOMP?!?!!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!???!
enough said.

3. Miss Maxim?
like, what? out of all the frivolous male entertainment magazines, maxim is the worst!! i know cuz i am in the army and such reading materials are readily available.

Hope she gets to be ms maxim though, then i'll can tell my colleagues i know her..

Night!