I really am

I really am very injury prone this week.. first was the awkward fall that warranted me to be sent for a X-ray. (which i went for earlier, will be mentioned later in this entry) But this morning, as i was shaving, get this, im not making it up, i cut my ear.... ok before you say anything in your head or to the tagboard, SHUT UP!! haha..

ok, i was kidding.. but it was quite retarded. ya know the shaving gel thing from gillette? the one that foams up when you rub it onto your skin? yeah, i use that, and this morning while shaving, i kinda put a little too much on my face. So the foam sorta escaped the usual boundary of below the nose and chin/neck area, and went to places like my ear.... After i was done with the shaving ritual, i looked in the mirror and saw all that lather, ya know, still on my earlobe. And if you have shaved with lather before, you'd know that you just shave where there's lather. Somewhere in my drowsy and incapacitated mind, i made the connection; if the razor(gillette fusion) can take away the lather from my chin and neck, then i can use it to get rid of the foam on my earlobe!!!!

and so the razor made contact, and then the rest is history... i was bleeding outta that cut for about 20 minutes before i managed to stem the bloodflow. I blame the lime macho margarita i had last night for this!!!!!!!! it caused me nothing but pain.... the bigass glass was so huge that i was so bloated, and so frozen that i got a brainfreeze after a slurp competition with the rest, and now, the dizziness caused the screaming commotion im my bathroom in the morning....... but hey, the macho margarita at cafe iguana is really worth it.... ya'll all should go and try.