transformation

I feel that i am no longer the person that i once was. This is attributed to reasons that are definitly non-exhaustive. However, if i was to list them all, it might take me till tomorrow morning, so i will just cut the crap and blame it all on the influence i have been under for 5 days a week.

To put it simply, i think i am turning into an "ah beng", because the environment i am put in is only conducive for such a transformation.

here's a whats IN, and a whats OUT list...

whats in now.
1) 93.3FM
ok, not to say im prejudiced against it, or anything, or that i think 93.3 FM is in anyway inferior o any other radio station, but, to me, its always synonymous with bengism.. oh dear, i can feel the abuse that is going to be hurled towards my direction now.

whats out:
1) My dear darling ipod..
why? cuz my camp bans anything that you can stick an USB port into.. tsk tsk.. so and then with the fact that 933 is permanantly being pumped into my eardrums, i now can sing quite a few of the songs by some peggy woman, and also Li Hom..


whats out:
2) profanities such as : the F word, the damn its, the random naming of animal genitalia..
face it, the F word is no longer used as a punctuation. It is no longer the norm to use the F word to replace most words.. heck, its not even cool now to use it.. why? because this gang has a whole new different set of rules!

whats in:
2) vocabulary such as: C*** B**!!, K** N* N*, NAB**!! G*** L**
In order to play with the "best" you gotta learn the tricks and the tactics, and verbal defense is often the most useful.... because thats what most of them can understand anyway. Because, if you tell someone to "tie his penis up in a bunch", or to "scram off to the very swamp that he spawned from", he would not understand!! Hence, this change is to facilitate communication.

whats out:
3) trying to reason with logic
i used to be able to do this, and usually just end whatever issue without much fuss, but now,

whats in:
3) shouting back as louder or as loud as one can when being put under pressure by others.
yup, now you gotta shout louder and display your aggression... show gestures of extreme displeasure by throwing things on floor. e.g, helmet, ET stick, other people's towel(when in the bathroom) and also, pillows. This is to make you seem fierce, and that you are not a pushover, aka, person that doesnt react or shrink back when confronted. Cuz around here, pushovers, or people that are deemed as weak, get stepped all over by others. Sad indeed.

so to conclude the point i am trying to make, is that, well, i am a different person during weekdays. please do not be surprised if you witness such behaviour.. i assure one and all that it is just a phase, and it is for self preservation..