lighten lianglin language litigation.

ok, that didnt really make sense.. but u know what is it??
yes! you guessed it! its alliteration! (wow! lianglin, you actually know some technical lit terms!)

seriously, the title is quite self-explanatory..... its to clean up my language!!!
well, basically, in order to facilitate better and more coherent speech, i have passed a resolution to clean up my language! and because there is no security council to veto, or any Grand Assembly to trigger the resolution 337 also known as UNITING FOR PEACE.. (wow! he knows about international history too??) so i get to decide everything! yes yes.. that is, i shall not think, write speak or sing any of the below mentioned words..

1. sex.... or sex with X
i dont know how this came about la, but i start to get really annoyed that im starting to sound like some dude with a sex drive thats 1000000000 times of cleopatra. oh well.

2. use the word kinky to replace any adjective.
i blame this on my lack of decent vocab fullstop.

3. the word "like" inside sentences that the way bimbos or himbos speak..
example, "im like so tired" and "the inflation rate of like Britain rose, so like, the general price level is like higher." (i dont believe this!! even econs!! did you get a brain transplant?)

i blame this entiely on joey and the stupid shows that i watch.. actually my GP tutor as well, for uttering that a tad too much..no offence to her of course, she is a fantastic mentor. if you sift through my previous entries, there is this one that has a sample sentence that is quoted from her.. its hilarious i tell you.. yesyes.. once again.. do NOT quote me anywhere!


this is as a result of people calling me a freudianist.. and the attempt in making my contributions to class discussion more coherent.

in the event of me breaking anyone of these.. and you are within a suitable distance away, you are allowed to whack me anywhere on the arms or shoulder.. ONCE. (notice i didn't put face laila? and its whack, not slap..) alternatively, jab me in the ribs or sth.. something that will leave an impression.. but not too much ya? i trust all of you peeps..

good heavens.. i sound like a self-torturing sadist dont i? oh well. i dont care..

/note: depending on the success of this initial intern resolution, additional words and phrases may be added or removed without prior notice.