Doesn't pay to be helpful around the house.

So i had a really nice supper at home today, and after i'm done, for some reason, i was feeling really helpful, so i went to wash my plate, and along with it the rest of the plates in the sink.
The last plate i washed and shelved accidentally hit another bowl, and knocked it off the rack. The bowl broke apart into about 5 different pieces in the sink. I was quite shocked, and didn't really know what happened. I felt a prick on my left pinky then i realised i had been wounded in the line of duty, a fragment ricocheted off the sink and hit me. Just then, mother, who heard the ruckus in the kitchen came out and saw me like that..... i was hoping for some sympathy,

her first reaction was, "why you never catch the bowl?" Now i have a deep cut on my finger and my mom places the bowl in higher regard than me. FML..

I'm quite creative no??