Monday, March 10, 2008

The result.

Previously,

On compulsive man's laundry, we tried to see if during a bout of anal retentiveness, can there be a substitute to replace detergent when it comes to doing laundry at 1 am. Body Foam was chosen because it seemed like the mildest, and have the closest relationship and purpose as detergent.

Our subject, topless man with boxers added 75ml of "Follow me" Nature's path with green tea extract to a full load of laundry, with about the standard dosage of fabric softener. Full spin cycle with a water temperature of 50 degree centigrade.

Now lets see what happened.

It works!! well, at least it smells nice, and uh..... no notable stains.

However, taking into consideration that our subject, topless man with boxers did not add a control group, that uses normal fabric detergent. And neither did he put any indication of a stain on the fabric to test for the stain removal power of body foam.
Therefore, this experiment is deemed to be at best, last minute, contingency plan only used as a last result. Hence, neither busted nor confirmed, but just Inconclusive.

Disclaimer:

1.01
I am sorry for you if you find that you have wasted your time reading my last 2 posts and promise you these posts WILL continue whilst i am still unemployed.

1.02
I cannot and will NOT be held liable if any monkeys attempt this with either body foam or any other chemicals to cleanse your garments, therefore causing them to be damaged. Please excercise common sense and logic if you are as bored and/or as anal retentive as me.

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