Earliest Post ever.

Good morning people!

Well, here i am sitting in the office punching this entry out furiously and looking intently over at my documents from time to time to pretend to do stuff. This office worker thing is really quite new for me, never really had an office job before, so now like, there are a lot of things to take note that no one tells me.

Now, just to clarify, its not as if i don't know what should be going on in the office, i mean, i have seen the full 2 seasons of THE OFFICE, both British and American versions. AND, i also watch less than perfect. So i have a pretty good idea on how to behave in the office. Or so i thought.

Stuff like you can't hum a tune and do sound effects in your office when there are other people working? Stuff like you can't hog the coffee machine? Stuff like, well, not encouraged to dispose of waste paper to the bins as if you're shooting hoops? Ah, making friends with the HR person also; if you're close with the HR bitch, everyone shuns away from you! No one told me a bout that!! Okay, only two of them are true, (take a guess to see which one is the fake), but my point is that i am entirely new to this working environment. My previous jobs' working environment was the streets, the garage, and the great outdoors. So everything is pretty big, unobstructed and kinda dirty. This on the other hand, is the exact opposite.

oh, well, lets see what happens..

Free chocolates! yay!