Saturday, May 13, 2006

back from the jungle!

Yes yes, i have conquered the great outdoors after my 7 days living outside, in a pathetically constructed bashar, which vibrates everytime some absent-minded twit trips over the comms cord that holds the tent pins on the ground. also sleeping in my self-dug grave that was customized just for me! how cool is that? Now i am back, meaner, fitter, and badder!! haw haw!!

anyway, i havent actually lost any weight at all.... as in seriously. On the eve of my enlistment i was 62kg, and last night, i weighed myself on the same scale, and i am still 62 kg.. Now, its either that my fats are clinging on me like a jello limpet, or that i have actually lost fat, and gained muscle mass!! woohoo!!! needless to say, thats what i have beeen telling myself for the past 24 hours.

Personally speaking, the field camp was quite an anti-climax for me. Firstly, before we set off, we were told that we were "at war" and we were to attack some encampment, then we would take up defensive positons at another place to prepare for "enemy assault". It all sounded really exciting during the briefing.... We were discussing among ourselves who were we gonna wage war with. Falcon company? or hawk? But no.... nothing of the sort at all. it was just lectures and practices.. Secondly, i didnt actually see any wild boars or little girls cycling with old grandmothers running behind, neither did i see the lady in white. Everyday was just the same thing, running around firing blanks when we had them, and when we didnt, we just shouted"bang bang bang" (im serious! thats exactly what they made us do!) i was knocked down when i didnt shout it loud enough.

Oh well, thats it for me this update.. too bored to update anymore..
ciao bello, ciao~

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