bored out of my mind.

well, you see, being stuck at home for 11 days and counting does things to your brain...
see, all these days, my schedule would be

12 noon: wake up
1230 p.m: get self orientated and checks pox...
1:00 :eat lunch/ brunch
2:00 :try to study/read
6:00 : dinner
7:00 : go online and rot....... blah blah.....

get what i mean? its so damn BORING!!!
its like im a househusband.. ya know.. just pottering around the house and all, the only difference between me and a real housewife is that the prescence of the Y chromosome, and the fact that i do NOTHING around the house. so there....

speaking about househusbands, i think thats a great idea for a spoof!! ya know.. desperate housewives, desperate househusbands?? haha.. and because i am bored out of my mind and have nothing better to do..... here it goes!!

setting: 5 male married friends are living on hysteria lane, all stuck at home for one reason or another.. one guy kills himself cuz of some mysterious reason at the beginning and the other four wonders why.

Teck chin, a 35 year old agoraphobic software who freelances at home and he got dumped by his wife cuz of money problems, saying that he doesnt earn enough to fuel her excessive compulsive shopping habits.. so, now all day he just stays at home, plays his games, and buys everything through Ebay and amazon.. and he gets his groceries sent to his doorstep via some service they provided during the SARS period, he kinda just extended it with his local minimart owner. He is the most anti-social guy out of the 4, but inside, he has this deep burning desire for his neighbour, nancy, a Single but very eligible woman of 32. works as a high end vet, and has loads of animals at home to keep her company and maybe something else... -raises eyebrows-

across the street lives Sanjeev, a 28 year old former S. league superstar, who broke his left ankle 4 times, tore his right ankle ligament twice. has surgery on both his knees for cruciate ligament injury and thus forced into early retirement. Thankfully, because he was that kind of wonderkid, he got married when he was 19 to this gorgeous quarter dutch quarter german and half monglian bombshell that has dreams of being a football wife all her life, but forced into going to work as some secretary for some grassroot leader.. and because grassroot leaders dont really get paid much, their secretaries also get paid much much less.. so yeah.. they are living on his insurance money which will probably last them till they are 55. so sanjeev just slacks around at home, grows fat and watches porn. occasionally, he appears on the local sports channel and is a pundit for some S.league matches, but it is really really occasionally.. think about it... being a pundit for S.league.. But the worst problem he hwas is that, because of his injuries, he cant really enjoy most of the benefits of having such a lovely wife.. thus the root of the problem..........

next to him, probably the most bored and obnoxious man you will ever meet. Meet karl.... -cringes- he can afford to live on being a single unemployed guy, who goes around making the lives of people hell around the entire neighbourhood, because he lives off the royalties of a Chart topping song his dad wrote back in the seventies.. so yeah. he is the most irritating guy around because he doesnt work, oggles at sanjeev's wife, and hits on nancy almost at everytime he gets the chance to. so that pisses off teck chin.

on the other side of hysteria lane, lives jack.
yes just judging by his name, he is quite jacked. but ironically, he has the most complete family around. he lives with his 3 teenage daughters and a wife that is fixated on climbing the coporate ladder. The reason for him being the househusband is probably the most lame. when they got married, they had an agreement that she will go and work and earn all the money because she has higher qualifications and a more driven personality. So he stays at home and takes care of the girls, does the housework around the house. BUT the problem is that all his daughters hate him, so he is depressed like all the time.

so there.. 4 different men, 4 different lives at home, 5 different secrets... what will happen?
tune in the next time when i bother to blog about this!!

see what happens when you coop me up for 11 days at home?