Christmas home alone..

Well well, what do we have here?? a curious young one peeping into santa's workshop?
well, dont be afraid... since you are here, come on in... and taste some wonderful brownies Mrs claus baked last night..
santa needs some nourishment after rushing around the globe last night to almost everywhere.... well, except for places like ethiopia, brazil, israel, India, Iraq, north korea, and pakistan..

well, ethiopia cuz its just too hot and poor, Brazil cuz there is just too many trees. Israel because they are all jewish....india cuz i cant see anything. Iraq cuz i cant get a clearance past customs.. (who says a finnish passport can get you everywhere?) North korea cuz the kids are so hungry that they just might just kill and eat my reindeer... and finally pakistan cuz they are always fighting with india.. the visibility there is much better, but then i cant really risk it..

other than that, i've been to the entire world... so my dear rudolph is right now chomping down 6 pounds of carrots.. its hard work ya know.. carrying someone of myweight..
i just hope that i havent missed out anybody... every year i get countless requests from people for stuff i cant carry in my sleigh.. like a cadillac, saddam hussien, pamela anderson?? come on.. be realistic.. i make the toys in my humble workshop, and even if i wanted to, i cant get that much sillicon... each little boy and girl gets a present budgetthat varies directly to how good they have been this year.. and even if u are like the best behaved boy in the world, u would need 3 years of your budget to meet the quota for that much sillicon..

nonetheless, i try to give them somethine, a keychain, or a post-it notepad... ya know.. something..

being santa rocks.. you get to work 1 day in a year. and the world adores you and tries to be you.. ya know. wearing that silly red hat, heavy boots, riding on a sleigh....blah....
oh well, off you go now.. your parents must be worried.. run along now... you'll have to wait till next year to see me... till then, HOHOHO.... MERRY CHRISTMAS!

the above is what happens when u are stuck at home all christmas..
but anyway, merry christmas everyone!! and happy new year!!
may the Joy of the season fill your hearts with gladness!! have a blessed christmas and a happy new year!!